The most honest job interview

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1. Why do you want this job?

.I need money to travel the world.

2. What can we offer you more than the companies you’ve worked before?

More days off.

3. What type of work environment do you prefer?

A natural environment. The beach, for instance.

4. What did your co-workers say about you?

When I was around, or behind my back?

5. Why do you want to work for this company?

I heard you give holiday gift cards to employees.

6. Are you willing to travel?

I don’t know if I’m willing to come back.

7. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

In Bora Bora, wearing a Moschino bathing suit and sipping on a cold Mojito.

8. What’s your dream job?

My dream is not to have a job. But, if I have to do it, I can pretend.

9. Why was there a gap in your employment?

I wanted to miss going to work.

10. How long do you expect to work for us if we hire you?

Until I get bored and find another job.

11. What’s more important for you: work or pay?


12. Do your abilities match this job? Or they are more suitable for another one?

They are suitable for another one. Unfortunately, there’s no job where I can travel the world without having any responsibility.

13. Would you accept to be relocated, if necessary?

Yes, anytime. Preferably to Maldives, Seychelles, Caribbean or Cancun.

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